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Wtf? Where am i?

I’m back, well sort of, k, its not like anyone reads this shit anyway.

A lot has happened. Evidently.

Baby has popped. Lil D is three months old. Imagine that!

She is fat,really.. I think she have problems.

The birth was an anti-climax. I had images of crippling pain that would bring me to my knees, sweating and panting through contractions.

Err
Nope.
Nothing….

I spent my entire labour or well the time in the anti-natal ward on Mxit and Facebook, while making notes of everything that happened. Painful. Yes but not unbearable.

Nurses kept mocking me, Told me to pretend to be in labour since I acted so casual. Was wheeled into labour ward at 07:00 am and baby was out by 07:09am. Yes that quick!

I now believe that as women we determine how our labour is gona be, If you gona bitch and moan about the pain, that’s exactly how it gona be.

Maybe the raspberry leaf tea I was downing at regular intervals helped but wateva my labour was relatively easy. And No, not even that will make me want another one. HELL no! I ain’t putting my body through that again, but having said that: I JUST LOVE MY LIL GIRL, she is just gorgeous. GOD IS GOOD.