Beating my momma

So me moms is bitter, always had been, always will.

So I’ve come to the conclusion that If I want to have a good festive this year, I mustn’t upset her.

Yes.

Last year December we never spoke, can’t recall why, but she pissed me off for some reason, and I just never engaged in conversation till like Christmas Eve, where we were both civil enough to let it slide, and then in March for my birthday, she f***d that up for me as well. Never spoke for weeks too. And subsequently because we weren’t speaking I never told her about the Hulk proposing to me, and she found out waya waya, and freaked out, but hey,that’s a hole different story.

Then I had a shitty Easter because she did sum shit to f*** it up.

But it’s ok that’s just her.

And since I’m planting the mother of all bombs after new year’s, look Ma: I’m pregnant! I’ve decided not to react negatively to anything she does. Because despite the fact that our lives haven’t been the same since my dad passed, I ACTUALLY love Christmas. I do, everything about it!

It’s just different from any other holiday..more so ,, I love the atmosphere.

The vibe, the feeling of it.

Lights , Christmas trees, decorations,food ,the new clothes, the prezzies, all of that.

And this year, I just want to enjoy! I think I deserve that!

I don’t doubt my mother’s intelligence for a second. We have been having odd conversations later. About pregnancy and birth, a lot. And she asked me jokily Monday evening if I’m pregnant, because I mentioned to her I was sick. I just quickly diverted that conversation by giving her chocolate.

mmmmm

I’m two months already, and I nearly died of slow poison by having to undress in front of her, we shared a dressing room in some department store, while looking for outfits for a wedding we going too. And our intention is to be better dressed than the bride, yes that’s how we roll. It’s disturbing how similar we are, maybe that’s why we can’t stand each other.

Err off topic, anyway I don’t think she noticed anything, I’m not even showing yet, but maybe shes picking up on vibes, I don’t know.

Hope not!

Just this once I hope her “momma” psych ain’t working…she can’t beat me again!